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Puritans Lighten Up

Posted by Ben, May 6 2008, 04:11 PM

My Mum ain't going to like this comment but I'm a heterosexual MALE. From Canberra we've had religious pandering John Howard and now religious pandering from what's his name. So what if he went to see a striptease performance. I like it. Shows Kev's still got testosterone. Lighten up you puritanical kill-joys with Victorian era heritage. So what if someone sniffs a chair or puts their face on someones breasts in jest. I know you'll say maybe it wasn't jest but I didn't hear the lady moan. Storm in a tea. Lighten up and get on with making Western Australia a better place. Go forth, multiply, flirt, but know your limits. I'm not saying do like roosters but without testosterone and friendly flirting we will have to depend on imports of people with cultures less prudish than this set by Anglo-Saxon law makers a hundred years ago.

Q: What's the difference between a dirty old man and a dirty young one?
A: Age.

A wife found a couple of eggs and hundreds of dollars in a nice wooden box in the attic. When her husband came home she asked him about it. He confessed that every time he was unfaithful he'd put an egg in the box. She calculated 2 eggs over thirty years of marriage. That's forgivable indiscretions. She asked what's the money for? A: Every time I had a dozen eggs I sold them and put the money in the box. laugh.gif



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